Poor Sam. He has been cursed with a Safety Kid for a mom. I was one of those kids who had every single Safety Kid tune memorized by the age of 3. I can still sing and hum most of them to this day. I am a total goodie-goodie, I'll admit it.
So, when Eric mentioned that he wanted to take Sam on the Father-Son Campout this weekend, I immediately went into Safey Kid mode. I felt the need to talk to Sam about fire safety, the use of an emergency whistle, and what to do if he found himself lost. Our neighbors probably wondered what in the heck was going on inside our apartment yesterday, as Sam and I practiced yelling for HELP in our loudest voices and blowing on our whistle as hard as we could.
Eric just laughed at me as he loaded up the car last night for the campout, and I went over things once more with Sam. "Stay by Daddy. Use your whistle if you can't find him. Here, show me one more time how you blow on it. Do you run by the fire? No. Do you touch fire? No. Be safe. Obey.....yada yada yada..."
And then they were off; Sam in the back seat with his little whistle and flashlight hanging around his neck.
They called me around 10:30 last night and I could tell Sam was in pure heaven; and safe as well. "Hi Momma! I'm having fun today! I'm camping! I eat two marshmallows! We have a tent. Daddy's here! I peed on a tree. Yuv ya!"
At first, I wondered what Sam would like most about camping. Would it be the s'mores? Sleeping in the tent? Peeing outside? Hanging out with just Eric? Getting dirty? Or having a chance to get away from his overprotective mother?
I'm pretty sure I know the answer.